A few years ago, just for a giggle, I took advantage of a free offer for some business cards from these people http://www.vistaprint.co.uk
At the time, I was still delivering buses and coaches and the card I designed was appropriate for that work. Since then, from time to time, they have sent various e-mails encouraging me to buy this that and the other and, although I was entirely happy with what they produced, I was never tempted - until now.
Next month, my wife and I are going across the pond to visit my elder son and his family in New England; so, I've ordered a handful of T shirts which might (or might not) amuse our grandsons.
At worst, they can be used as night-shirts......